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Defarted and iFart

Recently, I got a speech to text software in which you have to speak in your headphone and word will type it for you. One has to give a sort of training to the computer so that it can type correctly whatever is being said. And one fine day, word typed “Defarted” instead of departed.
“Defarted” was immediately underlined by Word as if it was acting like a member of SWAT team. Though defarted made no sense to Word, but it made quite a sense to me.
Fart is defined as to empty gas from the bowels esp. loudly.
So, defarted will mean that one can’t empty those gases from his bowel or we can say that the gases will have to stay away from the anus. Then we are left with the other option, i.e. to burp. But, that too is not a pleasant activity.

So, one has to be defarted to avoid embarrassing situations.
There are three ways to get defarted:
“No Sound but Smell” procedure whereby one will not produce any sound but would have to compensate it with smell.
A 19th century technology in which a cork would be inserted at the right place.
A 21st century technology based on biotechnology.
The first two ways are not comfortable. So, let’s talk about the third technique.
Fart is produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals, and aerosolized particles of feces, and it is released under pressure through the anus. So, we have invented an anti-fart pill to counter this situation.
The pill will disintegrate to reach various parts of the body. Then it will control the activity of those bacteria and would also absorb some present gases. Finally, the pills would leave the body through excretion process. However, the pill will only act for certain duration and is not a permanent solution for farting.
Thus, you are defarted! As the technology has been invented for the cause of human welfare, I guarantee you that it you would also be deburped without any extra cost.

But what about those who love to fart? Ok, no problem. We have invented a pill known as iFart which will produce more gases by stimulating the bacterial activity.
We also have a special offer. One would get a free iPhone with iFart pills so that one can record and send his fart sounds via MMS or upload it on the Internet. Isn’t that great?
So, either get defarted or be a fart king with iFart.

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Last of the Trio

This is my third blog which I have created within a week! Ya, I know that this is crazy as updating three blogs in a day means that I have decided my career in blogging!
After quite a time, I got this opportunity to present my thoughts as now-a-days I have no specific goal to achieve. A laptop, coffee, 24*7 net access and some books, what else can I ask for?! All this is enough for me to take on the cyberspace!
My first blog is 2 scientific (or will be!) and second 2 technical (about petroleum engineering). So, So, this is the last of the trio!!!All random posts here. Nothing 2 scientific or technical!